Orange 36 month contracts*

Browsing the price plans for the new HTC Hero I almost lost control of my bowels when I noticed the mention of a 36 month contract. That’s 3 years!

* There are a couple of  perks to such an insane amount of time on a contract. Your monthly bill be as low as £5 a month and you are given a replacement after 18 months as I don’t think away phone could survive 3 years of use (Obviously there will be a  comment at the bottom of this post with someone pointing out they have had the Nokia Apatosaurus since the Cretaceous period) however with only 50 mins and 50 texts per month I don’t think it’ll be getting much use. Then why would you have an Android phone? I guess you could attach data and pump it up to £20 a month.